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28
Funny Knock: Hilarious Quotes …….
Posted by abasits | Posted in Is It Funny ? | Posted on 28-09-2008
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils … - Louis Hector Berlioz
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Tender spot hurting a lot? Other side too? bruises on your face and body throbbing? Is that blood running out your nose, skirt above your head in the wind, panties torn and soiled, titties swelling and turning blue by the minute, lost on the roadside, hoping not to die? Did you recognize the tail lights of the limo that threw you off? Was it the same limo that picked you up at election time, promising a good decent clean ride? Will you ever learn? Last time these guys did this to you, your sons were killed in Iraq and your retirement fund spent to do it, your taxes went up, you did not get destroyed by the weapons of mass destruction, they were never found. Poor little American. Our heart-felt prayers from Canada go out to you!
Dear BAsit: Firt of all i appreciate your efforts to update and share KSE news. I subscribed for email update from your site, initially these updates were coming on daily basis, but now these are coming with one day’s delay which is not much of use. If there is any change in setting then please advise so that i can receive these updates on timely basis.
Thank you.
No there isn’t a day delay, you can say its an hour delay after the KSE trading start. The only reason is, you can see that there wasn’t anhy thing to work on. So, just because of Market condition. Inshallah, back to normal when it gets better probably after the EID -: )
To Uncle B…………………
Last time we got a Dem elected, he decided Fannie & Freddy should give money for mortgages to welfare recipients. Our nation’s premier Gay legislator & his boyfriend concurred. Federal lawsuits were threatened for banks that failed to comply.
Today, we see the fruits (no pun intended) or their efforts.
I voted for McGovern in ‘72, too
In ‘75 i saw the boat people.
The left has failed, I’m too old to continue to hope they have any thing relevant to say or do. I gave them more chances than they deserve, and i’m out of patience with the lies.
Point fingers, call folks names, wet yourself over the carnage. It’s your life, feel free………..a fool is still someone that fails to accept reality